my heart says yes but my mom says no
So, what is all this stuff, anyway? Angelica Root, Van Van oil, crossroad dirt. A few other odds and ends.
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.
Well, I say since they stare at each other for even longer than 6 seconds, and they constantly do it, they don’t want to kill each other or just have sex, THEY WANT TO HAVE KILLER SEX!
babies are created by the capitalist corporations to sell more diapers and baby products
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles
Hey guys, did you know that “till the end of the line” is actually a reference to the last stop of a train?
Hey guys, guess who got off too early—
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
omg look at him getting really into it also her hair is so pretty
This would revolutionize game night! Via Imgur
I need to make one of these immediately.
snapchats from agent maria hill
Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!
Why would you NOT reblog this?
Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so
Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.